Everyone's favorite teen drama queens fast-forwarded five years into adulthood this week. Pretty Little Liars returned to Freeform (which will never stop being ABC Family), and that means one thing: Hanna Marin one-liners. Don't we all love Hanna's hilarious quips? Has there ever been a character on a teen show with better-timed zingers about spying, lying, and shoes? The shocking answer: maybe.
Do you remember the Disney Channel series Hannah Montana? It's a show that you probably buried deep in your subconscious after Miley Cyrus first twerked on Robin Thicke so many years ago. But you must admit the series is funny — after all, there's a reason the horribly farfetched plot and bubblegum pop tunes were such a success.
Hannah Montana (also known as Miley Stewart) lives a double life — and so does Hanna Marin. Hannah Montana loves shoes; so does Hanna Marin. Hannah Montana flip-flops between brown hair and blonde hair; so does Hanna Marin.
The point here is that Hannah and Hanna aren't all that different. They both exist in implausible, unconvincing alternate realities in which teen girls are never in class, can fool their friends and neighbors with ridiculous lies, and live in constant fear. Fear of what? The truth.
So, it only seemed natural to create a quiz featuring quotes from your favorite Hanna(h). It's a bit of nostalgia with a touch of present-day PLL. It is — dare we say — the best of both worlds?
Click ahead, and test your Hanna(h) knowledge. Let's see just how well you know their signature one-liner style.
Which Hanna(h) said this?
"Everyone has a life that no one else knows about."
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Answer: Hanna Marin
"Everyone has a life that no one else knows about."
— Pretty Little Liars, season 1, episode 12: “Salt Meets Wound”
Which Hanna(h) said this?
"Hate makes you ugly. Oops! Too late!"
Answer: Hannah Montana
"Hate makes you ugly. Oops! Too late!"
— Hannah Montana, season 2, episode 18: "That's What Friends Are For?"
Which Hanna(h) said this?
"I know I lied, but I did it with love."
Answer: Hannah Montana (Miley Stewart)
"I know I lied, but I did it with love."
— Hannah Montana, season 4, episode 7: "Love That Let's Go"
Which Hanna(h) said this?
"This is real life. This ain't some Nicholas Sparks novel."
Answer: Hannah Montana (Miley Stewart)
"This is real life. This ain't some Nicholas Sparks novel."
— Hannah Montana, season 4, episode 13: "Wherever I Go"
Which Hanna(h) said this?
"I can't go around without a phone. That's like going around with a brain."
Answer: Hanna Marin
"I can't go around without a phone. That's like going around with a brain."
— Pretty Little Liars, season 2, episode 23: "Eye of the Beholder"
Which Hanna(h) said this?
"Who sprinkled drama queen in your oatmeal this morning?"
Answer: Hannah Montana (Miley Stewart)
"Who sprinkled drama queen in your oatmeal this morning?"
—Hannah Montana, season 1, episode 18: "People Who Use People"
Which Hanna(h) said this?
"In my defense, I totally saw those shoes first."
Answer: Hanna Montana
"In my defense, I totally saw those shoes first."
—Hannah Montana: The Movie
Which Hanna(h) said this?
"Fool me once, shame on you. And fool my best friend, you're dead freakin' meat."
Answer: Hanna Marin
"Fool me once, shame on you. And fool my best friend, you're dead freakin' meat."
— Pretty Little Liars, season 1, episode 21: "Monsters in the End"
Which Hanna(h) said this?
"She can't just disappear; this isn't Hogwarts. There's only so many halls and classrooms."
Answer: Hanna Marin
"She can't just disappear; this isn't Hogwarts. There's only so many halls and classrooms."
— Pretty Little Liars, season 4, episode 7: "Crash and Burn"
Which Hanna(h) said this?
"You can tell a lot about a person based on their shoes."
Answer: Hanna Marin
"You can tell a lot about a person based on their shoes."
— Pretty Little Liars, season 2, episode 1: "It's Alive"
Which Hanna(h) said this?
"I'm a teenager. We act without thinking and we get zits. It's what we do."
Answer: Hannah Montana (Miley Stewart)
"I'm a teenager. We act without thinking and we get zits. It's what we do."
— Hannah Montana, season 1, episode 14: "New Kid in School"
Which Hanna(h) said this?
"I'm sick of this. We're lying to everybody, everybody is lying to us. No mas!"
Answer: Hanna Marin
"I'm sick of this. We're lying to everybody, everybody is lying to us. No más!"
— Pretty Little Liars, season 3, episode 3: "Kingdom of the Blind"
Which Hanna(h) said this?
"I don't know. Maybe I should just give up guys for good."
Answer: Hannah Montana
"I don't know. Maybe I should just give up guys for good."
— Hannah Montana, season 4, episode 9: "I'll Always Remember You Online"
Which Hanna(h) said this?
"Curse you, Taylor Swift and your stupid bonus track!"
Answer: Hannah Montana (Miley Stewart)
"Curse you, Taylor Swift and your stupid bonus track!"
— Hannah Montana, season 4, episode 8: "Hannah's Gonna Get This"
Which Hanna(h) said this?
"Friend (over the phone): What time is it?
Hanna(h): Uh, half past I'm hungry."
Answer: Hannah Marin
"Friend (over the phone): What time is it?
Hanna: Uh, half past I'm hungry."
— Pretty Little Liars, season 5, episode 8: "Scream for Me"
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