February 14th. A day of roses, chocolates, and every shade of red. Of love notes, dinner reservations, and candlelit kisses. But what I have always loved the most, out of all the romantic shmoozery, are Valentine's Day cards. They bring me back to elementary school, when every student in class would make and decorate their own mailboxes and everyone walked around the room dropping off personalized notes in each one.
If you still manage to make homemade cards for your family, friends, and loved ones, then major props to you. If not, we got you.
No matter your relationship status, we all deserve to receive a Valentine in the mail. Or in this case, in an email. So take these stand-in Valentine GIFs and share them with those in need of one. If you're celebrating the single life and it's just another Sunday in the middle of February for you, then these will help you get through the overly romantic day, one shirtless hottie at a time.
So have a very Happy Virtual Valentine's Day, from me to you.
Brad Pitt In Fight Club
Raise your hand if this is peak Brad Pitt. (Everyone raises hands.)
Beau Mirchoff In Awkward
Does his sweet smile melt your cold heart?
Li Shang In Mulan
Disney characters can be hot, too.
Chris Evans In Fantastic Four
Did you think it was a coincidence that Chris Evans' character was literally the hottest? Flame on.
Harry Styles In Tommy Hilfiger
And that's what makes YOU beautiful, Styles.
Kellan Lutz In The Legend of Hercules
Why hello, son of Zeus.
Adam Brody In The O.C.
Brody as Seth Cohen stole our hearts with his adorably awkward demeanor and penchant for his toy horse, Captain Oats.
Hugh Jackson In Wolverine
Super strength, and super washboard abs.
Jared Leto In This Thirty Seconds To MarsMusic Video
No matter the hairstyle, Leto knows how to take care of himself.
David Beckham In His Briefs
The most famous statue in the world? Michelangelo's "David." The most famous abs in the world? Beckham's.
Drake In A White Tank
We know where you started from, Drizzy.
Bryshere Yazz Gray In Empire
It's raining men, hallelujah.
Nick Jonas In On Air With Ryan Seacrest
The guy in the back left has the right idea.
Justin Bieber In One Gold Glove
Don't be sorry, Biebs. I know what you mean.
Matthew Lawrence In TheHot Chick
We all know the Lawrence brothers, and everyone had their favorite. But a good locker room scene with middle bro Matthew takes the cake.
P.S. Remember TheHot Chick?
Justin Baldoni In Jane The Virgin
This dream sequence from Jane the Virgin is everything.
Michael FassbenderIn 300
Would any list of abs be complete without a little 300 washboard action?
Eric Dane In Grey's Anatomy
Out rises McSteamy from an appropriately steaming hot shower.
Ryan Gosling In Crazy, Stupid, Love
"Hey girl, don't worry about Valentine's Day. Just look deep into my abs — I mean eyes."
Nick Jonas In Scream Queens
A scene so nice we wrote about it twice.
Wilson Bethel In Hart of Dixie
A good Southern boy with a nicely tanned bod.
Michael B. JordanIn Creed
Would calling Jordan's abs situation a complete knock-out be too punny? Oh, well.
Taylor Kitsch & Steven Strait In The Covenant
Two sets of abs are better than one.
Joe Manganiello In Magic Mike XXL
"I want it that waaaay."
Zac Efron In Neighbors
Sizzlin' in more ways than one.
Chris Pratt In Guardians of the Galaxy
Those abs are out of this world.
Anderson Davis In ZestyCommercials
Have you ever wanted a salad more? Best enjoyed undressed.
Adam Rodriguez, Channing Tatum, Joe Manganiello, Kevin Nash & Matt Bomer In Magic Mike XXL
And the moment you've all been waiting for...the grand finale...the shirtless moment to end all shirtless moments — the cast of Magic Mike XXL.
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