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The bad news: Valentine's Day is once again rearing its ugly head. The good news: This year, it falls on a Sunday, which means you're less likely to spend a workday feigning awe at your office mate's annual receipt of long-stemmed red roses with baby's breath. Hell, if you play your cards right, you could even sleep through the entire day in a hungover stupor.Or, just say screw it and grab your best friend for Sunday morning mimosas, laugh at the couples paying for their marked-up meals, and take turns reciting President Whitmore's "Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!" quote. Just a thought.
However you plan to spend the day, know that being single doesn't make you any "less than." You can hook up with anyone you want. You can take off or stay out all night without having to clear it with anyone. You can hog your bed like you're Kate Winslet on that damn raft. You can celebrate your solo status with these self-deprecating memes. Trust us: They're far more entertaining than the mariachi serenade your ex planned last year.
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Right back atcha, Liz.
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Who's going to break the bad news to Chewbacca?
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Hilarious — until you realize that even Dwight was getting laid.
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Don't pretend you've never spooned an alligator-skin handbag before.
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Still beats sitting through The Ugly Truth again.
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Maria was a lot more fun before those seven kids came along.
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It's a start.
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If it's good enough for the Fresh Prince, it's good enough for us.
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Things are looking up!
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Also, you're picky. Really, really picky.
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Preach, Draco. Preach.
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Your coworkers' heart-shaped boxes of chocolates may prompt vomiting.
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Why didn't this get blasted out before Christmas?
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Don't lose your head.
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Trust us. We're working on it.
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You know who else is single? Leo. Bet he's not losing sleep over it.
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BYO mirror.
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Where's a school bus when you need one?
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Valentine's Day, the day after Valentine's Day, the day after that...
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Hear that, Hallmark?
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Trust Sheldon to keep it real.
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How your grandma thinks you'll be spending Valentine's Day.
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How you'll actually be spending Valentine's Day.
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